Wow! Well, what do you want to know? *g*
First of all, don’t forget that there are vibrating toys for guys, too. You guys have been kept in the dark about vibrators for you for too long! *g* (Why do you think there are gazillions of vibes for women? Because we know how great they are! Select one for yourself today!)
Let’s start with the different categories:
Only you know the best type of vibrator for you. The fun is in finding out which one that is! *g* Read up a little on the different kinds and you’ll have a head start to getting a great one! (Or two, or three…or four…or more! *g*)
FIRST VIBRATOR TIPS: If you are looking for vaginal penetration, go with a good jelly vibrator. We have so many styles and shapes we are bound to have just what you are looking for. The basic blue jelly waterproof is one of my favorites because it’s so versatile (goes anywhere…bathtub, bedroom…) and it’s a great bargain buy for the quality it has! If you are looking for clitoral stimulation, go with a harder style of vibrator such as a butterfly or a basic style vibrator. For a wild ride, try two and thank me in the morning with a smile on your face!
These are mainly the basic, hard cased vibrators made of hard or less flexible plastic. This is the straight up and down style of vibrator. This is generally the most basic and inexpensive style of vibrator you can purchase. This vibrator style can be used for clitoral stimulation and for vaginal insertion. The traditional vibrator is generally hard and made out of plastic. If you have never had a vibrator, we recommend starting with this style and working your way up to some of the more exotic and adventurous types of vibrators.
Why you’ll want one: STRONG VIBRATIONS! No jelly material means no reduction (absorption) of those awesome vibrations you’re looking for to begin with. However, they can be much less comfortable to play with for insertion because they are mainly inflexible. Many are available in multi-function style which can be a blast!
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This type of vibrator is specifically designed to stimulate the clitoris by providing an intense localized vibration directly to this very sensitive area. They come in two different styles, wearable such as the remote panty (makes even boring family reunions more fun!) and the hand held type. Both styles work great, it’s just a matter of your personal preference.
Why you’ll want one: Hmmmm…let’s see… Well, maybe you can cum up with a good reason or two or three. *g*
I want one! / Jelly / Bullets & Balls
These are typically a firm plastic interior with a flexible jelly material around them or an entirely jelly shape around a bullet at the base which provides vibrations. Jelly vibrators are great for penetration. Being made out of jelly, it is much softer and generally feels more like the real thing, than a basic vibrator. You can also use a jelly vibrator for clitoral stimulation and anal penetration, depending upon the size and your comfort level.
Why you’ll want one (or more!) : Soft and flexible means they fit your contours better. A wide variety of interesting shapes and textures add an extra facet to your pleasure. They don’t market «ribbed for her pleasure» for nothing! *g* Choose from a wide variety of twisty, swirly, bumpy, knobby shapes and textures. There’s something for everybody and usually much more. Unfortunately, the vibrations do become dulled by passing through the shock-absorbing jelly material. You can live with that for that one shape you saw, though, right? *g* You’ll see many that are also available with a variety of vibrating functions to add even more fun!
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«Cyberskin» or «Real Feel» Vibrators
This is a new and amazing type of vibrator that not only looks like real skin but it feels like real skin. You have to feel it to believe it, it’s amazing!
Why you’ll want one: For obvious reasons — close your eyes and imagine your partner, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie — whoever! It feels so real, you won’t want to spoil it by opening your eyes, so you might want a blindfold to enjoy it thoroughly! *g* These are available in both the girl’s and guy’s toys since we’re equal opportunity!
Girls — get one here! / Guy’s — get one here!
Sleeves for Vibrators
This is a great way to take your basic vibrator and zap it up without incurring the cost of a new vibrator. Sleeves work great in this respect because they offer flexibility in the sensation and usage of the basic vibrator. Sleeves work just as you would think, by fitting over the vibrator giving it a variety of new looks and usages. Sleeves can be made out of jelly, silicone, or rubber.
Why you’ll want one: Spice up an old vibe or simply change it to suit your mood…or current needs! There’s so many ways to literally «tickle» your fancy with a sleeve over a favorite vibrator, you’ll wonder why you weren’t doing this before!
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These great vibrators can be used in the water without causing damage to the vibrator. They work great and can make bath time lots of fun!
Why you’ll want one: Well, just think of bringing one into the bathtub for a little *extra* relaxing bathtime…it’s your special time! Or how about in the shower? In the hot-tub? Feeling REALLY adventurous?…How about the lake! *g*
I want one!/ Jelly / Bullets & Balls
This type of vibrator is specifically designed to reach the female G-spot. They are usually long with a curve at the end of the tip to reach this area. This vibrator is generally used for female stimulation but can be used for prostate stimulation by a male if desired.
Why you’ll want one: OK, ladies — the G-spot is NOT a myth! *g* Even if you have to try 2 or 3 different toys, keep trying until you find it. I guarantee you it’ll be well worth it! Really!
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These come in all types of packages — bullets, jellies, dongs, etc. Something for everyone. How thoughtful!
Why you’ll want one: Why wouldn’t you?! *g* Multi-function vibes are the latest technology and therefore tend to cost a bit more, but they are WORTH IT! Most will give you a selection of many combinations of adjustable speed, vibration, pulsation (buzz — buzz — buzz *g*) in various patterns of slow and fast and what is sometimes called «ramp up / ramp down» which means it automatically adjusts the vibrations from slow to fast, down to slow again. (Drive yourself or your lover NUTS with this feature! Go ahead — they’re tied down anyways! *g*) If you like vibrators, you’ll LOVE multi-function vibes. Oh, and by the way, my #4344P Deluxe Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Vibe — WOW! It’s a premium, platinum medal winning, amazing, incredible, mind-blowing, sit up straight, eye popping, DAMN! — That’s good! vibrator. 'Nuff said.
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Just as you would think, this is a great vibrator to wear out and have your sweetie ZAP you out of this world! We have them for men and women! They come in a cute little butterfly style (great for clitoral stimulation), butt plugs, panties and thongs. This makes even the most boring work meeting much more fun! Just try them, you will love them! They are strong and they work! Often these come with panties / thongs for men or women or as a bullet or butt plug. You’ll cum often with them. *g*
Why you’ll want one: Because they’re just so damn sexy and naughty! *g* The myriad of possibilities are nearly endless. Spruce up a boring movie, play, book, outing, shopping….whatever! Hell, you can even spruce up an exciting night of dancing or whatever! Whether you hold the remote or give it to your lover (oh-oh! *g*), you’re sure to enjoy it. Buzz — yipes! Grins abound when you have a remote vibrator and only you’ll know why!
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Minis and Pocket Vibrators
The idea behind these types of vibrators are they are small enough to slip into a pocket for easy travel and powerful enough to still pack a good punch!
Why you’ll want one: Great for travelers and those who want to keep something discreetly handy, some of these pocket rockets are even stronger than some larger vibrators!
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Balls & Bullets
These great styles are designed for either vaginal or anal penetration. Balls are typically either sized, weighted balls or hollow balls with weighted balls inside them. The hollow balls are typically ridged inside so that with movement, those balls will roll back and forth along the ridges creating a very pleasant RRrrr-RRRrrrr-RRrrr feeling. (Without batteries!) Weighted balls, like Ben Wa Balls are meant to be inserted and use your bodily motion to create sensations of movement within. Well, now…. *g*
Why you’ll want one: Bullet vibes are concentrated, easy to handle little dynamos of sexual release. (Hey, that sounds pretty good… Maybe I’ll be back in a bit… *g*) Bullets are available in many configurations, shapes, sizes and even come (cum?) in multi-function, finger-held, heated, and so many more styles! A great sampler platter of varieties and a convenient way to play. How about a bullet in a special place while you make out or make love? Oh, yeah! *g*
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This type of vibrator is specifically designed for the anus by generally being smaller in length and width than the more traditional styles of vibrators.
Why you’ll want one: Most people ignore this errogenous zone because they feel embarrassed about it, especially men. This is definitely a must-try — just give it a shot once to say that you’re adventurous and open-minded enough to have tried it. The orgasms you have with these will be mind-blowing. Really. Trust me. Just try it. *g*
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Vibes for Him
Available in a wide variety of styles from vibrating cock rings, «pocket pussies» or other types of vibrating sleeves and anal toys.
Why you’ll want one: Because you owe it to yourself to try one and find out what the hell us women have been tittering about for ages. Really. It’s good. Trust us, we know. And, by the way, she’ll definitely appreciate a vibrating cock ring for not only the erection enhancement, but the vibrations you’ll share with her. Turn yourself into a vibrator! She’s never loved (lusted?) you more! *g* I’m sure she’ll find a way to thank you….
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