Strict BDSM Commandments for Kitten Girl Owners
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When you are calling them, refer to them as princess. They are royalty after all.
- Once in a while, instead of milk for their bowl, get them some chocolate milk. For a treat, fill the bowl with champagne.
- Instead of playing fetch with her, just fetch her.
- Get her some sushi or tuna every once in a while.
- Kitties love to be pet and cuddled, so do them often.
- Put some bells on their collar. Ring, ring, ring
- Gently massage their scalp and run your fingers through her hair.
- Get her back scratches often.
- When she has been a good girl, get her a lovely and shiny collar with rhinestones.
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Get her a big bow and put it on her tail.
- As you know kittens like to unwrap things, so make her do so often. You can get her new things or just wrap things that are around the house (like her toothbrush or bowl) for her to unwrap them.
- Pet them from the top of their head, passing through their spine and then grab their bottom (cheeky!)
- Get her a crystal bowl for her to drink from.
- Paint her claws (nails, wink*) in her favorite color with some nail polish.
- Make her a pellet on the floor with lots of blankets and pillows for her to lie down.
- When she yawns, get her on your lap.
- Giver her massages often.
- Try to meow with her to see if you can understand what she says.
- If she’s fuzzy, pin her down and brush her hair in order to calm her down.
- It’s ok if she sometimes scratches or bites you…especially during sexy times. A kitten has to mark her territory…
- Get her favorite crackers as a treat.
- Spray some of her yarn with her favorite essential oil. It will be a nice surprise when she starts playing with it.
- Kiss her often.
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