Strict Bondage Ratings

Here are the *strict* guidelines…

What do I look for in a rating: Form, function, softness, snugliness, yumminess, sexiness, friendliness, hugablness, squishiness…oh wait, no…sorry…that’s what I look for in a banker. (or is it?! *wicked grin*) Okay, okay, okay (sticks tongue out in a playful manner…..ohhh…better behave or I’ll be gagged again Master says…hmmm….misbehavin' is just too much fun!)….insert two hour interlude here…… *giggle*

Right — well, now back to work… The ratings for each item were based on form, function and severity. (Master deleted the swimsuit section of our contest as he felt it was rather sexist…)

Here’s how the ratings work:

1.0 — 2.0: GREAT FOR BEGINNERS. Soft, comfortable, non intimidating and just plain sexy good fun! (in other words… YUM!)

2.0 — 3.0: GREAT FOR INTERMEDIATES. Have a little bit of experience under your belt (or would you like to?!), then this is the ratings category for you. Soft, sleek yet strong bondage items for a tough wild girl (or boy!) workout but comfy enough to enjoy the afterglow by sleeping in them afterwards.

3.0 — 4.0: GREAT FOR SWINGERS, BABY! Do you go, baby? Do you swing it with all of your might? Are you a groovy bondage hep cat? Then this is your bag baby! Fun, Fun, Fun is what’s in this category! It’s a little bit rougher than the intermediate but it’s a lot more fun! Not for beginners, but it’s great to have something to work for isn’t it! (like this is work…yum!) *g* These are some serious play pieces and they absolutely must have style form and function but they’re not too severe. We saved all those pieces for our next category! Which brings us to…

4.0 — 5.0: THE ULTIMATE BONDAGE EXPERIENCE (in other words…is that a very big pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see your lovely little slave girl — or boy — all bound up in these kick ass restraints?!) These pieces are severe but they are guaranteed to make your partner BUST OUT OF THEIR PANTS! (*Rowr-Rowr!!!*) Seriously, if you have on these restraints and your partner isn’t breathing hard….you might want to check them and make sure that they haven’t had a heart attack after seeing you in these ultimate bondage gear selections! Not for beginners, not even for intermediates and certainly not for just swingers baby….these are for all you naughty little hellcats out there (boys and girls) that need to be tied up and given a good spanking! (and I’m just the naughty little minx to do it! Yum!)

Now go fill up your toybox with some great stuff that you can actually use!