Benjamin Franklin isΒ credited with being the father ofΒ electricity. That may beΒ so, but IβmΒ the girl that has perfected it. Just aΒ zip, zap and aΒ holy &%*! ToΒ beΒ fair, when myΒ lover inΒ college first introduced meΒ toΒ her Β«little friendΒ» the tens unit, IΒ was aΒ bit skeptical and honestly, aΒ bit worried too.