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Household Objects That You Should Never Use during Sexual Encounters

When you are in the mood for an intense sexual encounter or even a masturbation session and you don’t have your sex toys and accessories handy, it might be a real challenge for your imagination. But if you use your creative skills correctly, you can easily replace some of your sexual toys. But while you might come up with some great ideas on your own, here are some household objects that you should never try to use during sexual encounters for more than one reason! And if you tried any of these, you know exactly what we are talking about!

1. Fruits and veggies

Yes, some couples might open their fridge when they want to engage in some unique sexual encounter and try new sensations in the bedroom. But this is far from being a good idea. Bananas and cucumbers might seem like dildos and penises but they are nothing like any of these. And you will only get disappointed if you use such veggies as such. If you think that carrots might be a better choice, think again because the outcome will be just as bad if not even worse. Plus, for some people, most of them, using food as sex toys and stimulators is a huge turn off for obvious reasons. If you don’t have your dildo or vibrator close, your fingers can be just as efficient and you can use your hands in very creative ways, more than you could even imagine!

2. Excessive oil

While some oil might be great as a lubricant especially when it comes to anal sex, using an excessive amount of oil will have the opposite effect on your sexual encounter. There are some erotic videos that promote oily women and men engaging into intense sexual intercourse but part of that is for the show. When you try it at home you will not discover the same sexual pleasure and satisfaction that you are expecting. Plus, it can be quite uncomfortable if you are using too much oil during your sexual encounter. Imagine being slippery all the time and not being able to get a hold of the situation, literally! No, no, no! Use local lubricant or even oil for certain types of sexual intercourse but don’t soak your body in it for the sake of your sex scene and potential orgasm. However, oil is a great asset to a good erotic massage session so, if you are planning to have one of those, then by all means add some oil to the game!

3. Improvised vibrators

When you are desperate to use your vibrator during some masturbation time, but you don’t have it with you, you might think that many objects can replace it. But they can’t! If it crosses your mind to use your smartphone as a vibrator, this is a terrible ides. You will not get the sexual satisfaction that you need plus, your phone might get exposed to a level of moisture that you don’t actually want to expose it to. And if you get even more inventive and use, the hairdryer for instance, this can be also dangerous on top of the fact that it doesn’t compare to a real vibrator. Instead of doing all these experiments that will result in a great disappointment and turn off for you and will ruin your entire masturbation session, get in the shower! You can use the water pressure in an effective way to stimulate your clitoris and in most cases, it can be quite intense and give you an amazing an unexpected orgasm. And yes, it is a lot safer than using other household devices!

As you can see, while you are able to find what works on your own, what doesn’t work might take some unfortunate experiences and this list should help you avoid them when you find yourself in need of some kinky action. If you have your partner next to you, you should be able to reach intense orgasms with or without sex toys and accessories but if you happen to be alone, don’t risk more than you have to. You can find sex toys and accessories to carry in your purse at all times, so you don’t find yourself in such a tricky situation!

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