Weight Loss Guide: Kinkiest Tips on How to Slim Down ASAP

It’s that time of the year again… where parties are held left and right and if you’re not cautious enough, you might end up doubling your weight. But that’s why we’re here! Aside from guiding you in having the best orgasm, we’re also here to help you bring back that strong, sizzling bod! So grab a ball gag (just to give this weight loss journey a good start) and keep reading our tips on how to effectively slim down.

No To Fruitcakes And Lollipops, Yes To Ball Gag!

As unbelievable as it sounds, there are still people who enjoy devouring a fruitcake (and nope, we’re not gonna judge) and if you’re one of them, did you know that an ounce portion of it has about 23 calories? Unless you want to end up with holiday flabs, use a ball gag to keep yourself from eating sweets. You can choose from a variety of gags – inflatable, panel style, penis gags – name it, we have it! And, with something stuffed in your mouth, no one will surely hear your cries asking for another treat. *wink wink

One Bite, One Spank

Sub misbehaving? Take control of your slave and her eating habits and make sure to punish her every time she’s bad. One bite, one spank! And don’t forget to stay fancy! Choose from our wide selection of whips, paddles, and canes here. If the excitement and fear don’t stop her, we don’t know what else will.

Pro Tip: Add chains or handcuffs in your “disciplinary bag” and remind her who the boss is. Be sure to keep the keys out of sight and help her burn up to 242-1000 calories, depending on how good you are with hide and sex!

Shake The Christmas Flabs

Too much Christmas ham? Don’t worry, our sex toys are here to help! Whether you’re alone or with a partner, you can shake away those fats you got this holiday. Ladies, you can either masturbate or use a vibrator and burn up to 5 calories every 2 minutes. Gentlemen, get ready to shed 100 calories in just 5 minutes using a masturbator or your trusty ol’ hand! Don’t forget to use a lube for that wet, slippery feels!

Go Oral

Too lazy to do yoga? Here’s the perfect alternative! Invest in a high-quality ring gag and delight your partner with a mind-blowing blowjob! Not only did you surprise him with a world-class performance, but you also helped yourself burn about a hundred calories. Fancy, right? You see, when you use your mouth and tongue, you’re putting yourself to work and you’re giving out enough energy to burn fats. And a ring gag had only made this task easier and hotter!

New to gags? Don’t worry, there’s a tool for trainers like you!

Sex, Sex, Sex

Sure it’s fun to sit and eat, but it’s a lot more thrilling to stay active and sweat while having the kinkiest, wildest sex you can ever imagine! But like other workouts, you have to commit to having sex at least 3 times a week for the best results and to maintain weight loss. Don’t be shy to make it more exciting and sensual by adding kinky toys and gears. If you’re clueless about which tools to add, be sure to visit our website for the ultimate guides!