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Meet Staticresolve

Please tell us a little bit about yourself – How would you describe your everyday vanilla life?

I'm a manager, a licensed professional, a horse owner, a home owner and a devoted husband. If you met me on the street, you'd meet the face of normalcy. I'm in my 50's, fit, with a beautiful wife, adult kids, grand kids, dogs, cats and debt!

When did you first realize you were into bondage?

In my youth, I was very young when I discovered it. Any movie or TV show with someone tied up, became my infatuation. It progressed into self bondage along with the wrath of parents and grandparents, so I did what every kid does...I hid it. My friends knew and I tied them up and had them tie me but it eventually wore thin, even with the best of friends. My secret love of bondage haunted me and it became an insatiable desire. I eventually joined the military, got married and tried to include bondage but I married a mostly "vanilla" woman and had to sneak it in on my own. It was not a good way to live.

How you best describe yourself and why?  Your choices are: Dominant, Submissive, Switch or Fuzzy Rainbow Unicorn

I was a submissive, not in a real M/s sense but I had married a woman who ran my life, poorly I might add, for over 28 years. Eventually I grew up, divorced and found my soul mate, who really was a subordinate. I immediately assumed the role of a Dominant.

Do you feel that your desire for bondage is more physical or emotional?  (please elaborate)

Emotional, I think. The thought of seeing my wife in bondage sends shivers down my spine. The physical act is as exhilarating but after the physical act is complete...the memory lingers.

Were lovers accepting of your interest in bondage?

Truth be told, I've had only a few. After the first wife, I married a sub (now my slave) and as a dom (now a Master), the only people I associate with are in the lifestyle. I'm a bit poly and, oddly enough, all of them are kinky as well. 

Please briefly describe your first bondage experience?

I was tied to a tree by the girl who lived in the house behind my house, in California. I was young, probably 4 or 5 and the feeling of security never left me. I felt the most secure in bondage and used it to my advantage throughout my early life and into adolescence. Self-bondage is not something I normally recommend but I had no choice. 

What was your best bondage experience?

During a camping trip, I handcuffed my slave and made her stand outside with me at night, in the dark so we could listen as the woods 'came alive' with wildlife. She is shy and afraid of her own shadow, so you can imagine how she needed to be close and how intense the feeling of helplessness was for her. After 30 or 40 minutes, she calmed down and I turned on a flashlight to reveal a half dozen deer and a few raccoons pawing thru campsites. We went back into our tent and I added more bondage equipment and we made love. That is one of probably a thousand or two different BDSM related love making sessions we've had in our years together. I can count on two hands the times we've made love without kink or bondage of some sort.  

What is the most creative safeword you have ever used?


What do you feel is most important about the experience of bondage?

Providing an environment of utter helplessness & complete control for my slave.

What is the best advice you would give to someone just starting out with BDSM?

Find a mentor or a partner and don't stop until you do. Attend munches, socialize and don't let society drag you into their foolish norms

What is your favorite gear, toy or lingerie item from and why?

The 4" wide bondage belt, hands down, I enjoy having my slave's hands cuffed in front and this belt is perfect. It is affordable, is disperses pressure in a wider area during orgasm or punishment and it's aesthetically HOT to look at. 

What is the one sensual fantasy you haven’t lived out yet that you are excited to try?

I would love to keep multiple subs and slaves in different types of heavy bondage for 24 hours, except during sleep time, where it would be light bondage... It's my fantasy so it can be bizarre...  

What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?

Knock-knock? Who's there? Banana.

Knock-knock? Who's there? Banana.

Knock-knock? Who's there? Banana.


Knock-knock? Who's there? Orange... 


Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

What is Eskimo ice?

I've no idea but it sounds like something they only have in Wisconsin!

Is there anything else you would like to share with us such as advice, thoughts or more knock-knock jokes?  We are all ears and ball gags.

Last but not least, I wish I could go back in time and NOT cave on my feelings.  When I first discovered bondage, my parents and my ex-wife did much to convince me that I was a freak or worse. In fact, I was none of those things...I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a sexist, nor am I anything vanillas assume a Dom or a Master is.  My private life is wonderful and my deepest desire is to come out of the closet with how we (my slave and I) live. My biggest fantasy actually is to live in a society where BDSM and M/s lifestyles are openly accepted. Please don't confuse this with certain countries who allow and encourage involuntary slavery or servitude, that is not what I'm talking about.